When Breasts Implants Attack

You've Heard Of The Unabomber Well Now You Have The 'Uniboob'

Dinora Rodriguez

Every woman and most husbands want to have beautiful breasts. Women sometimes go to great lengths to get them, enlisting the aid of a plastic surgeon. However, sometimes this quest for buoyancy goes wrong. Very wrong. Like in the case of pretty, Dinora Rodriguez.

Rodriguez had her breast implant surgery performed by an individual, who is not a board certified plastic surgeon. After the surgery, her breasts look like a grapefruit at the supermarket (notice I wrote "a grapefruit" and not "two grapefruits" because the surgeon fused them together, giving her what is being called a "Uniboob"). What kind of sci-fi mess is that. How are you just going to glue the woman's breasts together.

Rodriguez has since had the damage corrected by a board certified plastic surgeon, but the doctor that gave her the bad breast job, also did work on her eyes without permission, permanently damaging her vision and leaving her with visible scars. The doctor really should lose their licenses for such malpractice and negligence.

Is Ali Lohan Trying To Look Like An Androgynous Model With New Cosmetic Surgery And Anorexia

Ali Lohan (Photo comparisons by the Crushable and Mom Logic websites)

17-year-old Ali Lohan, shocked pop culture audiences with her new, drastically altered appearance. She recently signed up with a modeling agency, lost approximately 25 pounds and had cosmetic work done to her nose, cheeks, lips and breasts, completely changing her look for the worse.

Ali Lohan this month, looking gaunt and manly

Her publicist (I can't believe she has one) has denied this is true, but one look at Lohan and one can tell she's had cosmetic procedures performed. Regrettably, she looked much younger and better before having all the unnecessary work done.

Androgynous model Andre Pejic (you know Perez Hilton is stalking this dude - if he goes missing, we know who did it)

Lohan seems to be going for an androgynous look, such as the one worn by 20-year-old Bosnian male model, Andrej Pejic, who has been featured in a number of high profile fashion shows, sporting mens and womens clothing. The gender bender has appeared in magazines as well.

Andrej Pejic in a Jean Paul Gaytier Gaultier wedding dress (Photo redacted by the Judiciary Report)

This new trend should not be encouraged among men and women, especially younger models, as it is not good for their mental health. You cannot be all things to all people. Just look at what Ali Lohan has done to herself, in trying to be a model in this genre.

RELATED ARTICLES

Have You Seen What They Did To 17-Year-Old Ali Lohan's Face

About Derek J's Wardrobe