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Senin, 19 Desember 2011

Eric Holder Plays The Race Card Saying He Is Being Slammed Because He And President Obama Are Black

Attorney General Eric Holder and President Barack Obama

President Obama's criminally inept Attorney General, Eric Holder, stated to the New York Times that he is being slammed over items such as the "Fast And Furious" deaths he precipitated, because he and the head of state are black. That's odd, because I'm black and I think you are a wicked, contemptible person with no respect for human life. You should be in prison over the aforementioned scandal and other things you've done that broke the law, leading to many innocent people dying terrifying deaths.

If you pulled the race card to the hundreds of grieving families in America and Mexico, who had to bury their loved ones, because you took it upon yourself to crazily and criminally use U.S. taxpayer money to illegally traffic guns and cash to drug cartels across the border, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have any teeth left. They'd send you back to Washington needing dentures.

I ask you, if someone did something that caused your children to die horrible deaths, Mr. Holder, how would you and your wife feel. Yet you expect people to applaud you for doing the same to other families. Your illegal conduct in the "Fast and Furious" deaths, particularly in the death of American Border Patrol Agent, Brian Terry and his fellow officers that were killed by guns you purchased and sent to the drug cartels, is particularly egregious, as it is a gross betrayal, due to the fact you did this as an officer of the court in the U.S. government.

You betrayed American blood in endangering every U.S. Border Patrol Agent and costing 3 of them their very lives. So stop acting stupid and clueless when their families vent their anger on television and in print in your direction. You are by no means innocent or blameless. You are a criminal.

Holder further stated the criticism of him, "Is a way to get at the president." Once again, If you said something stupid like that to families that are bereaved because of your conduct, you'd need a bodyguard. It would be better if you would shut your mouth, than do offensive, delusional, self-defeating interviews in attempting to defend the indefensible, which only spawns more criticism online. As the Bible says, "Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent." You should hang that in your office along with, "Thou shall not kill."

Race has nothing to do with the criticism of you, as you consistently go into Congress unprepared with some crime hanging over your head. Please tell me, what's racist about people saying you should not have criminally broken U.S. and Mexican law in trafficking guns and cash to drug cartels, just to see what would happen, then negligently lost track of them in something only a fool would do, only for the weapons to turn up at crime scenes where 3 American police officers were killed and hundreds of Mexican civilians.

Your conduct in the "Fast And Furious" scandal reminds me of that regrettable musical lyric from "Folsom Prison Blues" which states "I shot a man (in Reno) just to watch him die" because it is just reckless. By your own admission, you did all this as Attorney General just to see what would happen and hundreds of innocent people died.

If I were in such a post, I would be terrified of trafficking guns, cash or anything else, because all I would be wondering about is what if this goes wrong and innocent people get harmed or killed. But to you, innocent people are just collateral damage. Furthermore, I would not be illegally operating in another nation without permission. That's just plain arrogant and ill-mannered.

Moreover, if any American civilian had trafficked guns into Mexico or any other nation, Holder would hypocritically put them in prison (well, unless they were famous Hollywood denizens, then they'd be invited to the White House for a 5 course dinner with expensive liquor on the taxpayers' tab, with campaign donations to follow).

The imbecilic Eric Holder

It was the same breed of criminal negligence you forced in your dealings with Jamaica in the botched extradition of Dudus. The Judiciary Report did not say Dudus is innocent, as the site always maintained doubts about his innocence, but warned to be careful how you handle things as U.S. law enforcement (DOJ/FBI) in a foreign nation, lest innocent people get killed.

That's all the site asked. But you being the cocky, show off you are, decided to take of the gloves and try to rough up the prime minister of another nation, his cabinet and innocent law abiding Jamaicans and Jamaican businesses, via economic sanctions and threats, to force a quick extradition and 72 PEOPLE WERE KILLED among them innocent civilians, police officers and a soldier. In Jamaica, it is bad enough if a civilian or police officer dies, but a soldier being killed is a massive no-no!

Your methods are a problem, Mr. Holder. Anyone with half a brain can see that. You do not think things through, running head on into collision in a number of cases, where your conduct caused the deaths of innocent people. You are a careless, arrogant, deceitful, evil man trying to show people who's boss and as a result hundreds of people in three sovereign nations are dead for it (Mexico, America and Jamaica).

You are responsible for those deaths and your attitude towards it is astonishing, show a great lack of respect for human life. In God's sight, the sin of their blood shed is on your hands and God is going to punish you for it, especially due to the unrepentant arrogance you consistently spew. The Bible says "God resists the proud." That means God is against arrogance, especially in the face of wrongdoing.

What dream world are you living in that you can consistently break the law or engage in political bullying, trying to deflect attention from your own crimes by comparison, in pointing out the sins of others, leading to the death of innocent people. Yet in all of that, all people are hearing from you is what about me and poor me.

At least you are alive. What about all those people that will not be with their families for Christmas, due to your crazy, botched government operations that killed civilians and cops. Your behavior is insane. People have died because of you. Show some respect and shut up. Man up. Stop playing the race card. Black is a color, it does not mean stupidity.

You do realize the U.S. government put Timothy McVeigh to death for the mass murder deaths of 168 people in Oklahoma City and you, Holder, by comparison, are responsible for the deaths of far more people. If this were China, you'd already have a bullet in the back of your head, convicted for corruption and carelessness under the death penalty in causing that many innocent people to die as Attorney General.

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Senin, 12 Desember 2011

The Tea Party Mocks Obama As A 'Skunk' Labeling Him Something That Is 'Black, White And Stinks'

Barack Obama

The Tea Party political movement has labeled U.S. President Barack Obama a "skunk" saying he is "black and white and stinks" much like the furry animal. When I read the word "skunk" and remembered the president in the context of the aforementioned statement, immediately the Jamaican in me thought of the brand of super weed that goes by the same name, said to be stronger than most types of marijuana and Obama's fondness for the herb in general:

Obama in university smoking a spliff

However, maybe that's not what the Tea Party meant, as some are crying foul and saying their statements were racist. When you think about it, I can see how it could be perceived in that manner. Either way, wasn't my interpretation of it more humorous. In the words of Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along."

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Selasa, 06 Desember 2011

Not Even Homeland Security Will Take Fruit Cake

Exhibit A: Americans' aversion to fruit cake, as told by the "Fruit Cake" song, which is one dead wrong musical parody of legendary Sam Cooke's music.

Over the years in America, I have seen sitcom after sitcom mock the fruit cake, which is not fair (ok, some deserve it, as a fruit cake should not be able to anchor a ship). I've seen some good fruit cakes in America, then again I've seen a few fruit cakes that looked so lumpy, I wondered how one would digest something of said consistency, as it looked like it would take out one's insides on the way out and possibly back up the septic system. What am I saying, this one looks like it came out of the septic system:

"Bad Fruitcake" courtesy of This Is Real Life

Turns out, not even Homeland Security, who once took the diaper (nappy) off a senior citizen, wants to take fruit cake (Traveling with Food or Gifts). This is a shame. Jamaicans love fruit cake, but it is made differently according to island customs, pardon the pun. All the fruits and candy peel you see on an American fruit cake, are blended in a blender, then baked (aides in digestion and prevents choking as well LOL). Not to mention, it is baked with Jamaican rum, with more Jamaican rum poured over it when the cake is finished baking. Yes, really, Jamaican rum, which coincidentally cost the British battles on the island centuries ago (they got distracted by the rum...and the women).

In closing, for a smoother fruit cake this holiday season, you may want to change things up a bit by blending the fruits in a blender, then baking it with the rest of the fruit cake mixture, which will give you a nice, flavorful cake.

Sabtu, 19 November 2011

Heavy D Laid To Rest

Heavy D

Jamaican rapper, Heavy D, really name, Dwight Arrington Myers, was laid to rest yesterday in New York, after passing away on November 8, 2011 at age 44 of pneumonia and respiratory failure. Heavy D was born in Mandeville, Jamaica and moved to Mount Vernon, New York as a youth with his family.

He made his debut in 1987 in the hip hop group Heavy D & The Boyz, as apart of the New Jack Swing musical movement, pioneered by producer Teddy Riley, who is the founding member of the R&B group Guy. His cousin Pete Rock of the rap group Pete Rock And CL Smooth ("reminisce") also served as producer for Heavy D.

Heavy D and comedian/actor Martin Lawrence. Heavy D. appeared in Lawrence and Eddie Murphy's film "Life"

He enjoyed a string of hits, the most successful being the remake of "Now That We Found Love" originally performed by Jamaican reggae band Third World. During his time signed to Uptown Records as an artist, where he later served as CEO, the first rapper having done so, he had a hand in discovering and developing the R&B acts Jodeci, Mary J. Blige and Soul For Real.

He also hired a then unknown Sean Combs as an intern at Uptown, who later re-branded himself Puff Daddy and P. Diddy, founding his own record label Bad Boy. Heavy D did a number of musical collaborations with other artists, such as B.B. King, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Jodeci, Al B. Sure and Aaron Hall of Guy.

Heavy D was name-checked by fellow Jamaican rapper the Notorious BIG on his debut single "Juicy" released on Sean Combs' Bad Boy Records. He performed at the Michael Jackson tribute concert last month. Heavy D also became an actor appearing on Broadway, television and in film. He is survived by his wife and daughter. His death is a reminder of the brevity of life and that anyone can go at anytime, so we must stay close to Jesus and treasure our loved ones.

Sabtu, 03 September 2011

When Spanx Attacks

NOTE (9-3-11): Sorry for the delay, but there was another hack to the site again by Madonna's Kabbalah cult. The hack concerned the "When Spanx Attacks" which was altered, but has now been fixed. Sorry for the inconvenience.



A Funny Spanx Story

Spanx - as you can see in this picture, the mannequin has no trouble breathing

Jamaica is a pretty trendy country. Whatever is hot around the world, Jamaicans will buy and try. Recently, I was told about a woman in Jamaica that is a friend of a good friend of mine. She and her friends were getting ready to go to a very important event in Jamaica and she wanted to look her best. Hey, there’s nothing wrong with that.

So, she decided to buy some Spanx, which is the control top underwear/girdle/corset. Her friends had to help her get into the Spanx and apparently they adjusted it a bit too tight at the back, because when they buttoned her up and she took her first step, she fell flat on her face, couldn't breathe properly and started yelling for them to "cut this off me!" meaning the Spanx.

Scarlet O'Hara in the movie "Gone With The Wind" having her corset tightened to make her waist as tiny as possible

We laughed until we cried when we heard about it. And the moral of the story is, ladies, do not adjust your Spanx too tight, because you will not be able to walk or breath correctly. And do remember, Scarlet O’Hara isn’t real. It was just a movie.