Miss Colombia Doesn’t Believe In Wearing Drawers

Contestant Cited By Pageant Officials For Going Commando

Catalina Robayo: I want to feel freeee!

Miss Colombia 2011, Catalina Robayo, has been cited by the Miss Universe Pageant, for showing up to an official event without any underwear on. Apparently, when she sat down, a few people saw her business, which became an up-skirt shot, to the chagrin of the pageant.

Maybe she wanted to get "a leg up" on the competition as they say, pardon the pun. The Judiciary Report is of the belief that contestants should wear underwear, because if there are kids in the audience, you really don‘t want to give them an advance anatomy lesson.

In other news, Miss Colombia said she is confident she will win the Miss Universe Pageant. Well, considering the fact you flashed your you-know-what at the contest, if Ellen Degeneres is one of the judges, then yea, you probably will...

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Miss Colombia goes commando!

When Spanx Attacks

NOTE (9-3-11): Sorry for the delay, but there was another hack to the site again by Madonna's Kabbalah cult. The hack concerned the "When Spanx Attacks" which was altered, but has now been fixed. Sorry for the inconvenience.

A Funny Spanx Story

Spanx - as you can see in this picture, the mannequin has no trouble breathing

Jamaica is a pretty trendy country. Whatever is hot around the world, Jamaicans will buy and try. Recently, I was told about a woman in Jamaica that is a friend of a good friend of mine. She and her friends were getting ready to go to a very important event in Jamaica and she wanted to look her best. Hey, there’s nothing wrong with that.

So, she decided to buy some Spanx, which is the control top underwear/girdle/corset. Her friends had to help her get into the Spanx and apparently they adjusted it a bit too tight at the back, because when they buttoned her up and she took her first step, she fell flat on her face, couldn't breathe properly and started yelling for them to "cut this off me!" meaning the Spanx.

Scarlet O'Hara in the movie "Gone With The Wind" having her corset tightened to make her waist as tiny as possible

We laughed until we cried when we heard about it. And the moral of the story is, ladies, do not adjust your Spanx too tight, because you will not be able to walk or breath correctly. And do remember, Scarlet O’Hara isn’t real. It was just a movie.