Tampilkan postingan dengan label comedy. Tampilkan semua postingan
Tampilkan postingan dengan label comedy. Tampilkan semua postingan

Rabu, 07 Desember 2011

Even Country Music Is Mocking The Kardashians

The Kardashian Backlash Continues

Kristin Chenoweth

Broadway actress and singer, Kristin Chenoweth, hosted the American Country Awards and did a funny parody of reality star Kim Kardashian's silicone infused behind that made headlines. Petite Chenoweth mocked Kardashian's ample rear in a comedy skit that left people online laughing.

The Kardashians have fallen out of favor with the public, after selfish Kim, married then divorced basketball player, Kris Humphries within 72-days, after cashing a big set of paychecks totaling $20,000,000 for the farce of a wedding. That $20,000,000 will not buy back her name with the public and will negatively impact future financial prospects. People are genuinely tired of the family and only paying attention to them at times as a train wreck, where they were once actually liked.

RELATED ARTICLES

Promo Clip For "Kim & Kourtney Take New York" Makes Kim's Wedding And Divorce Look Totally Staged

Mean Kim Kardashian Drives Publicist To The Brink Of Suicide

Kim Kardashian Is Plotting To Get Back With Reggie Bush

NBC Owns The Kardashians In A Painfully Accurate Spoof That Has Become A Viral Hit

Kim Kardashian Is Still Being Slammed For Filing For Divorce From Her Husband Of Two Months

Kim Kardashian Is Being Labeled The Bad Guy In Her Abrupt Divorce From Kris Humphries

Publicity Hungry Kim Kardashian Announces She Has Filed For Divorce From Kris Humphries

Kim Kardashian Doesn't Like Minnesota

Kim Kardashian And Her Butt Are Getting Married Today

Is Kim Kardashian Ready For Children

Kim Kardashian Wedding To Be Screened On TV For Four Hours

The Kardashians Slam The Obamas For Slamming Them

Obama Implies The Kardashians Are Liars

The Obamas Dislike The Kardashians Reality Shows And Do Not Want Their Daughters Watching Them

Selasa, 15 November 2011

British Prime Minister David Cameron Does Humorous Australian Accent In Imitating Prime Minister Julia Gillard


British Prime Minister David Cameron better keep his day job, as the phrase goes, as his accent abilities, while humorous, wasn't BAFTA or Oscar worthy material. Nonetheless, I did laugh when he did a respectful imitation of the accent belonging to Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard.

David Cameron

He thanked Gillard for holding a commonwealth meeting in Australia, recalling her words regarding Britain's move to allow women to become Queen, even if they have a younger male sibling, "I turned to the Australian prime minister and said, 'thank you very much Julia for allowing us to have this meeting in Australia and she said, I can't quite do the accent but I'll try – 'Not a bit David, this is good news for sheilas everywhere'" (The name "Sheila" is Australian slang for a female).

Well said, Mrs. Gillard. After all, what would men be without women...other than happy...and we can't have that, can we (LOL).

RELATED ARTICLES

Britain's Prime Minister And Australian Politicians Denounce Rupert Murdoch And News Corp

Rupert Murdoch Defames Australia’s Prime Minister Then Retracts It After Legal Threat

Senin, 14 November 2011

I Thought They Said The Old Lady From Studio 54 Was Dead (Madonna)

She's Back!

Mad-onna (hahaha). Um, didn't Mariah Carey wear that outfit 20-years ago at an MTV Awards show

According to many stories about the former New York club Studio 54, there was an elderly grandma there partying every night, until she keeled over a died one day. Apparently they were wrong, because she surfaced again a few days ago, inappropriately dressed in clothes decades too young for her, looking like Satan in spandex, while lusting after men young enough to be her children and grandchildren. Or was that Madonna in a New York club this wee (LOL).

"Disco Sally" at Studio 54 before she died (she and Madonna are wearing the same shoes)

Witch, this is not 1988, stop voguing, already (*waiting for her to do "the running man" calling it the latest dance*). Oh, her kid looks so embarrassed (haha). You would be too if your mom refused to act her age or with any dignity whatsoever (why is her underage kid in a club and one where they are serving alcohol).

Madonna's daughter looking stunned and embarrassed at her mom making a spectacle of herself (left)

Madonna is such an embarrassment. Her daughter looks like she is hoping her mom will break her hip, so she will stop dancing and they can go home. Most kids can hide the embarrassing stuff their parents do, this one can't, as it is in the newspaper, because her mom tipped off the paparazzi.

"Disco Madonna"

"Disco Sally"

RELATED ARTICLES

Since Madonna Has Decided To Rip Off Lady Gaga We Should Call Her Grandma Gaga

Madonna Is Trying To Destroy Lady Gaga's Career By Siphoning Off Her Team

British Police Arrest Another Rupert Murdoch/News Corp Journalist In Phone Hacking Scandal

Rupert Murdoch Is Being Investigated By The Government For Using 'Mafia Tactics' On Rivals

After Robbing And Exploiting Blacks In The US And Africa Why Is Madonna Headlining The Super Bowl Half Time Show In The Predominately Black NFL

Madonna Fraudulent Charity For Africa Squanders Millions On Big Salaries & Luxury Items For Greedy Kabbalah Members

Confirmed: Kabbalah Is Under Criminal Investigation

Report: Kabbalah Cult Under Grand Jury Investigation

Madonna Slams Lady Gaga For Crazy Conduct She Encouraged

Madonna Booed In London At The Premiere Of Her Copyright Infringing Film “We”

Man Sues Madonna And Kabbalah For Theft While Stating Demi Moore And Ashton Kutcher Are Not Really Married

The FBI Corruptly Granted "Sovereign Immunity" In The Aisha v. FBI Case

Rupert Murdoch Finally Admits His Company's Phone Hacking And Wiretapping Crimes

Madonna's Connection To Phone Hacking And Wiretapping Scandal

Newsweek Outs Madonna As The Criminal Behind Kabbalah

Rabu, 05 Oktober 2011

Senin, 26 September 2011

Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez's Mexicanadian Babies


Toddler in blue: If I hear him sing "Baby" to me one more time trying to get me to sleep, I'm gonna call the government on him! This is child abuse!

Canadian teen singer Justin Bieber, 17, must be getting serious about his girlfriend, actress Selena Gomez, who is of Mexican decent. He has been talking a lot about marriage and kids lately, which is cute. Bieber even posted a photo of himself and Selena, surrounded by their future kids. He labeled the photo "Brangelina 2.0" after Hollywood stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their six kids.

RELATED ARTICLES

Justin Bieber Wants Marriage And Kids In The Near Future

Pop Star Justin Bieber Is Thankful For Star Honor In His Hometown Stratford, Ontario

Justin Bieber Given A Star In His Home Town Of Stratford, Ontario

Sabtu, 24 September 2011

Was Justin Bieber Wearing Spanx In These Photos

Bieber Flashes His Underwear During A PSA

Justin Bieber (Photo Credit: Barcroft/Splash)

Teen pop singer, Justin Bieber, 17, filmed a public service announcement in Los Angeles, California this week. During a break, when an assistant was fixing an item attached to him, Bieber lifted up his shirt, which revealed some of his purple Sesame Street underwear (how many times do I have to tell you - boy, pull up your pants). However, Bieber was wearing something under his shirt that looked like Spanx (LOL). What was that, Manx? Or since you're 17, Banx?

RELATED ARTICLES

Pop Star Justin Bieber Is Thankful For Star Honor In His Hometown Stratford, Ontario

Justin Bieber Given A Star In His Home Town Of Stratford, Ontario

Sabtu, 17 September 2011

Thought Megan Fox Couldn't Take A Bad Picture, Well Guess Again!

A Funny Must Read

Megan Fox

As most of you know, Megan Fox is a beautiful actress, who is quite photogenic, known more for her looks, than her acting. But what you don't know is, as beautiful as she is, Megan has taken some jacked up pictures. Since the Judiciary Report is such a facetious supportive site when it comes to Hollywood I'm going to rip them a new one for your amusement, I've compiled a bunch of photos showing Fox looking funny, rather than foxy. Don't pretend. You know you love it.

Adam Scott: Are you sure you're Megan Fox, because you have a Jay Leno chin thing going on right now...

One word...electrocuted

If I didn't know better I'd think she was trying out for a toothpaste commercial. You've heard of "TMI" which means too much information. Now we have TMT - too much teeth.

"Jazz hands"...and "Twilight" teeth (vampire)

Not quite ready for her close up

Megan practicing to be a rapper

To borrow from the Golden Girls "You've got 'Betty Davis eyes'...and Freddy Krueger hands" (the thumb, look at the thumb!)

RELATED ARTICLES

Megan Fox Still Hasn't Seen Transformers 3

Megan Fox Wants Kids But The Question Is...

Megan Fox's Husband Wants To Punch Shia LaBeouf In The Face

Shia LaBeouf Slammed For Blabbing About Having Sex With Megan Fox

Megan Fox Had Sex With Shia LaBeouf

Senin, 12 September 2011

Why Does Paris Hilton Continue To Party Like She Has No Job

... And Embarrassing The Hilton Family In The Process

What is Paris Hilton doing. This is why people shouldn't get drunk

Former Hilton Hotels heir, Paris Hilton, continues to party like she has no job, making a spectacle of herself. Last week she took to the stage at a show and completely embarrassed herself by not only dancing in an ill coordinated, awkward manner, but going around telling the world that the famous DJ, Deadmau5, is going to make her his protégé.

Hilton looks like a stripper

You know, like crazy Madonna tried to make Gaga her protégé without permission. The DJ publicly drew a blank, denying Hilton's claims, embarrassing her all over the internet. This hasn't been a good summer for Hilton, as she was told on national television her vapid career is over, her show was cancelled, now this internet diss.

RELATED ARTICLES

Paris Hilton's Reality Show Is Cancelled

Paris Hilton Walks Out On Interviewer When He Implies Her Career Is Over

Paris Hilton's New Reality Show Is Bombing

Barbara Walters To Paris Hilton: Stop Being So Superficial

The Hilton Family Has Serious Physical Abuse Issues

Smug Paris Hilton Pleads Guilty In Court

If Paris Hilton Were Not Famous

Paris Hilton's Parents Disappointed In Her

Paris Hilton Detained In Japan Over Cocaine

Paris Hilton Still Partying

Selasa, 06 September 2011

Is It Just Me Or Does David Beckham's Son Look Like...

The Beckhams

It's no secret the Judiciary Report is a supporter of the British football team Arsenal F.C. As such, the site notices things. Is it just me or does David Beckham's youngest son, the adorable Cruz Beckham, look like Arsenal cutie, Jack Wilshere. Does his wife, Victoria Beckham, have something she wants to tell us.

Cruz Beckham (left) and Jack Wilshere (right)

LOL, I'm just playing. A bit of humor to lighten your day. Actually, it was psychological warfare in the event Beckham goes back to the Premier League in Britain and decides to play against Arsenal. The Judiciary Report overlooks no potential scenario.