Madonna: Straight Men Find Me Ugly

The Gays Aren't Too Happy With Her Either Over Kabbalah Slamming Homosexuality

Madonna caption by the Daily Mail

Strange pop tart, Madonna has done an interview in which she proclaimed regarding herself, "Straight men don't find me unattractive." Well, that's because you aren't and don't limit yourself, because gay men don't fancy you either. Only a few nutty men do and they are the ones that have been on your pay roll as your love interest. The gay men that still pay you any attention are the few that envy your penis and prominent Adam's apple.

Man-donna (and she wonders why men don't find her attractive)

Furthermore, gays have Lady Gaga now, who can actually sing (albeit devil worshiping Illuminati music) and doesn't look like He-Man on steroids with a botox problem. The devil has his new muse, Madonna. You've been fired and cast into the heap that is the digital music recycle bin of pop culture.

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Madonna: 'Straight Men Did Not Find Me Attractive'

I Thought They Said The Old Lady From Studio 54 Was Dead (Madonna)

She's Back!

Mad-onna (hahaha). Um, didn't Mariah Carey wear that outfit 20-years ago at an MTV Awards show

According to many stories about the former New York club Studio 54, there was an elderly grandma there partying every night, until she keeled over a died one day. Apparently they were wrong, because she surfaced again a few days ago, inappropriately dressed in clothes decades too young for her, looking like Satan in spandex, while lusting after men young enough to be her children and grandchildren. Or was that Madonna in a New York club this wee (LOL).

"Disco Sally" at Studio 54 before she died (she and Madonna are wearing the same shoes)

Witch, this is not 1988, stop voguing, already (*waiting for her to do "the running man" calling it the latest dance*). Oh, her kid looks so embarrassed (haha). You would be too if your mom refused to act her age or with any dignity whatsoever (why is her underage kid in a club and one where they are serving alcohol).

Madonna's daughter looking stunned and embarrassed at her mom making a spectacle of herself (left)

Madonna is such an embarrassment. Her daughter looks like she is hoping her mom will break her hip, so she will stop dancing and they can go home. Most kids can hide the embarrassing stuff their parents do, this one can't, as it is in the newspaper, because her mom tipped off the paparazzi.

"Disco Madonna"

"Disco Sally"

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...And Is Having More Plastic Surgery

Mad-onna

Desperate, jacked up media whore and perpetual thief, Madonna, leaked a track to the internet yesterday, believing it would create a buzz for her forthcoming, soon to flop CD. However, the song was largely ignored by the internet and panned by those that bothered to download the piece of trash. Madonna's plan of becoming Grandma Gaga is backfiring already.

The world has moved on, but she clearly has not. It will be amusing reading pop culture blogs and entertainment news sites with Madonna's paid for, placed posts, featuring her tripping all over herself trying to outdo Lady Gaga and others in said genre.

Right before each album, Madonna, like a certain other singer, gets plastic surgery done (but she looks worse each time). It's hilarious watching her knocking herself out in trying to fool the world that she is 21 (Photoshop, CGI, NASA). She needs to let it go already, because she is making a fool of herself. She looks older than her age, yet is dressed like a teenager. Explain that. She makes Lindsay Lohan look like a fresh faced fetus.

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