I Thought They Said The Old Lady From Studio 54 Was Dead (Madonna)

She's Back!

Mad-onna (hahaha). Um, didn't Mariah Carey wear that outfit 20-years ago at an MTV Awards show

According to many stories about the former New York club Studio 54, there was an elderly grandma there partying every night, until she keeled over a died one day. Apparently they were wrong, because she surfaced again a few days ago, inappropriately dressed in clothes decades too young for her, looking like Satan in spandex, while lusting after men young enough to be her children and grandchildren. Or was that Madonna in a New York club this wee (LOL).

"Disco Sally" at Studio 54 before she died (she and Madonna are wearing the same shoes)

Witch, this is not 1988, stop voguing, already (*waiting for her to do "the running man" calling it the latest dance*). Oh, her kid looks so embarrassed (haha). You would be too if your mom refused to act her age or with any dignity whatsoever (why is her underage kid in a club and one where they are serving alcohol).

Madonna's daughter looking stunned and embarrassed at her mom making a spectacle of herself (left)

Madonna is such an embarrassment. Her daughter looks like she is hoping her mom will break her hip, so she will stop dancing and they can go home. Most kids can hide the embarrassing stuff their parents do, this one can't, as it is in the newspaper, because her mom tipped off the paparazzi.

"Disco Madonna"

"Disco Sally"

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Talk show host Wendy Williams did a feature on her show comparing the baby bump of allegedly pregnant singer, Beyonce Knowles, to one of her staffers, who is also five months pregnant. This was done due to the fact Knowles made an appearance on television this past weekend, where her increasing and decreasing baby bump, not only folded and deflated, it shifted as well.

Maybe the baby was doing that nasty little booty dance Beyonce does

When Williams' staffer sat down, her baby bump remained plump and smooth - no creases and dents like Beyonce's prosthetic piece. The comparison video also illustrates that Knowles plopped herself in the chair in a manner a pregnant woman would not do, fearing injury to the fetus, whereas Williams' staffers, like other women, sat down in a slower, more careful fashion without leaning forward to bend, whilst sitting.

Side Bar: One of Williams' staffers expressed skepticism, as did the African-American host, regarding exactly "what" Knowles would give birth to, with the way the bump keeps shifting and bending. Are Williams and her staffer prejudiced against camels, which Knowles' husband Jay-Z is said to resemble? (Suppressing laughter).

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ABC News, the Washington Post, MSNBC, Gawker and Media Take Out among others, have slammed singer, Beyonce Knowles, for wearing what appears to be a fake baby bump, which began to give way on international television during an Australian interview.

Beyonce Knowles

Many in the entertainment industry and posters online, do not believe Knowles is actually pregnant, with people stating she is either going to adopt or use a surrogate, due to the size of her baby bump frequently increasing then decreasing, in addition to shifting, bending and creasing in public settings.

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Sara Leal and her friends on the night she had sex with Kutcher (Photo Credit: The Dirty)

Sara Leal, the hard partying, alcohol guzzling, 23-year-old woman that had promiscuous sex with "Two And A Half Men" star, Ashton Kutcher, after soaking naked in a hot tub with him and three of her young girlfriends, is angry and upset at the press attention her conduct has provoked. She is reportedly suicidal, which indicates she needs to seek professional help.

Sara Leal (Photo Credit: The Dirty)

I must state, correct me if I'm wrong, if you have your friend write to a blog, bragging about the details of your affair with a married actor, Kutcher, who keeps cheating on his wife, Demi Moore, a woman 15-years his senior, does that not indicate you wanted attention.

Demi Moore

When you hire an attorney to represent you in negotiating with publications and websites, demanding $250,000 for the sordid details of debauched sex with the aforementioned actor, in a hotel suite on his wedding anniversary weekend, does that not indicate you want attention and money.

Ashton Kutcher with another chick that is not Demi Moore

You really should not insult the public's attention, as a means of deflecting public criticism for your conduct. You are not the victim. Woman up, already. Accept responsibility for your deeds and change your ways. To do anything less under the circumstances, is the equivalent of someone starting a fire, then stating, "I am upset that a fire I started is burning. Why is it burning?"

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Sara Leal (Photo Credit: The Dirty)

I must state, correct me if I'm wrong, if you have your friend write to a blog, bragging about the details of your affair with a married actor, Kutcher, who keeps cheating on his wife, Demi Moore, a woman 15-years his senior, does that not indicate you wanted attention.

Demi Moore

When you hire an attorney to represent you in negotiating with publications and websites, demanding $250,000 for the sordid details of debauched sex with the aforementioned actor, in a hotel suite on his wedding anniversary weekend, does that not indicate you want attention and money.

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You really should not insult the public's attention, as a means of deflecting public criticism for your conduct. You are not the victim. Woman up, already. Accept responsibility for your deeds and change your ways. To do anything less under the circumstances, is the equivalent of someone starting a fire, then stating, "I am upset that a fire I started is burning. Why is it burning?"

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