Senin, 26 Desember 2011

The Obamas Go Campaigning During Hawaii Christmas Vacation Only To Be Confronted By A Baby

Baby: I'm going to GOP this dude!

After heavy public criticism in domestic and international papers and on websites, regarding their expensive $4,000,000 Hawaii Christmas vacation during negative financial times, President Obama and his family have been making public appearances to meet with service members and potential everyday voters.

Baby: didn't see that one coming, did you!

The president was seen posing with babies and children in photographs. One baby in particular got all the attention. Depending on which publication you read, the baby either popped Obama in the mouth or tried to grab his nose. The slap on the mouth may indicate the baby is a Republican (kidding).

Evelyn Lozada Sued By The State In Antoine Walker's $110,000,000 Bankruptcy Case

Evelyn Lozada

"Basketball Wives" reality star, Evelyn Lozada, has been sued by the South Florida Bankruptcy Court, for the money she received from her ex-boyfriend, former Miami Heat athlete, Antoine Walker, who had signed a $110,000,000 contract, but lost most of his money to luxury living and bad investments.

Evelyn Lozada at Dulce

The couple lived in a custom built Coconut Grove mansion in Miami for years, which has lingered on the real estate market for well over a year without any takers. The home is too big and overpriced for that section of the Grove, as surrounding properties shown online are much smaller.

Evelyn Lozada and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson

During their relationship, Walker gave Lozada $560,000 to start the shoe store Dulce in the Miracle Mile section of Coral Gables. According to the federal court bankruptcy trustee, Lozada should not have been given the money, as Walker has creditors that are a greater priority.

Antoine Walker and Evelyn Lozada

As such, the trustee is suing Lozada to retrieve the money, plus court costs and interest. While she has made a few hundred thousand dollars on "Basketball Wives" and from public appearances, losing $560,000 plus legal fees and interest, will put a massive dent in her finances. Lozda's fiancé, football player, Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson is a millionaire, but may become concerned and not risk his cash, after witnessing the financial fall of Walker.

STORY SOURCE

'Basketball Wives' Star Sued for Helping Blow NBA Star's Fortune

Evelyn Lozada -- one of the stars of "Basketball Wives" who was once engaged to former NBA All-Star Antoine Walker -- is being sued for allegedly receiving hundreds of thousands of dollars illegally. The story is shocking. Walker raked in a whopping $110 million during his NBA career, in addition to untold millions in endorsements and other deals ... and he blew ALL OF IT and a lot more.

Walker filed for bankruptcy last year, and now the bankruptcy trustee smells a rat. It seems Walker gave Lozada $560,000 when he already knew he was going belly up. The trustee has sued Lozada, claiming the transfer was fraudulent -- an attempt to hide money from legitimate creditors. The trustee says Lozada used the money to start a Miami shoe store called Dulce, and now the trustee wants the $560k back.

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Kobe Bryant Wants His Wife To Call Off The Divorce

Kobe Bryant, his wife Vanessa and their two daughters

Los Angeles Lakers basketball player, Kobe Bryant, wants his wife, Vanessa Bryant, to call off the divorce. She sued for divorce at the beginning of this month, citing the star athlete's many alleged infidelities. However, there have been reports of Bryant being depressed over the divorce and wanting to keep his family together. The couple have two young daughters, who are very attached to their parents.

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Sabtu, 24 Desember 2011

Merry Christmas!

The Judiciary Report would like to wish you a very Merry Christmas. Have a good time this and every holiday and do something fun and enjoyable to commemorate it. Remember to pray, because that saying is true, prayer changes things. Thank you for visiting the site, it has been the best and most read year thus far.

Jumat, 23 Desember 2011

Fox News Commentator Calls President Obama 'A Skinny Ghetto Crackhead'

Tis The Season To Be Jolly...

Wow, things are getting ugly over at Fox News between the network and President Obama. After Fox News played a clip of MSNBC's Chris Matthews slamming Republican Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich, stating he looks like "a car bomber" the gloves came off.

Fox News commentator, Brent Bozell of the Media Research Center, got his own dig in, slamming Democrat Obama as someone who looks like a "Skinny Ghetto Crackhead." He also slammed Matthews as a talk show pundit with only "48 people watching him" on television.

Mrs. Obama Slammed In The Press Again For Running Up The Tab On Her Family's $4,000,000 Hawaii Vacation

The Obamas

Initial estimates indicated, First Lady Michelle Obama, cost the U.S. taxpayer an additional $100,000 by leaving early for the family's Hawaii vacation. However, a new report in the mainstream press suggests, the entire episode has cost the U.S. taxpayers $4,000,000. This occurred during a financial depression.

Critics are slamming Mrs. Obama for feasting on sumptuous food and having extravagant parties on the island, during very hard economic times, when the nation has a record high poverty rate. Many Americans are losing their homes and can't afford a vacation, opting to stay at home. Seeing her live it up on the taxpayers dime and at extra cost is being roundly slammed on many a message board and in feedback sections online. Mainstream news outlets have picked up on it as well.

Even with her initial spending that drew the original criticism from journalists and bloggers, Mrs. Obama did not tone down the expenditures, making a greater show of the people's wealth while away from Washington. It makes the First Family appear out of touch with the rest of the country.

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The Kardashians Slammed By US Congressman 'They Don't Give A Damn About The American People'

Kim Kardashian, Courtney Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian and their mom Kris Jenner

The Kardashian backlash just turned up a notch. Congressman Dana Rohrabacher leveled scathing condemnation on Radar Online, of the reality TV family, who are known for their greed and media chasing ways. In response to the current scandal alleging the family uses "slave labor" and "child labor" to make their fashionline, the congressman stated, "They don’t give a damn about the American people."

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Floyd Mayweather Sentenced To 90 Days In Jail For Beating The Mother Of His Child

An unrepentant Floyd Mayweather smiling in his mug shot

Boxer Floyd Mayweather, has been sentenced to 90 days in jail for viciously beating the mother of his children, Josie Harris. Mayweather, who was featured on the VH-1 reality show "What Chili Wants" erupted in a rage when he read one of Harris' text messages and accused her of having sex with NBA athlete CJ Watson, who denied the allegation.

Josie Harris

In the presence of his children, Mayweather proceeded to unleash a terrible beating on Harris, as though he was fighting an opponent in the ring. The attack left Harris hospitalized and distraught. Domestic violence is wrong and should be addressed in a court of law with jail time. There is no necessity to beat anyone.

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Madonna Has Been Getting More Plastic Surgery In Trying For A Comeback After Failed Albums

Lady Gaga pretending to be pregnant, you know, like Beyonce

It's amazing, when most singers prepare for a new album, they put the material first and foremost. Looks last. Not madwoman Madonna. She puts plastic surgery first and foremost, in failed attempts at trying to look 21 and awkwardly mimic far younger singers. Her face has been cut and stretched so many times, she looks like a weathered thanksgiving turkey on its last legs, ready to pop and collapse with the next cut.

Rumors in the industry indicate, unattractive Madonna has reportedly been undergoing more plastic surgery, in anticipation of her forthcoming CD and Super Bowl performance. Many online have slammed the news that she is the choice for the half time show, stating she is a terrible selection. She better hope she doesn't get booed.

At the end of the day, anyone robbing and exploiting starving Africans which include children, to maintain her luxury lifestyle while they die from poverty and disease or viciously harasses and threatens an ethnic group for foul, inexcusable reasons, should not be on television or the radio. She is an evil ball of hatred and greed, going around seething looking for someone to harm and defraud.

Man-donna

Interscope Records is releasing her forthcoming CD, which is also the label Lady GaGa records for and is their top entertainer. Madonna started stalking GaGa the minute she got any buzz and has been acting like a groupie ever since, trying to ride her coattails. She intends to directly compete with Gaga, which is going to cause problems at Interscope. It is being said Gaga is not happy with the move, as Madonna is well-known for flat out stealing from entertainers, as the basis for her entire career. With her that close at Interscope, Gaga projects will get snatched that much quicker when she starts harassing and paying off staff. But she never does the work she steals any justice, as she is a pathetic pretender, who is devoid of talent.

She is out of her league trying to compete with Gaga. While the younger singer is unoriginal, as seen in various copyright infringement claims, so is the older one and to worse degrees. It should be noted, Gaga has youth on her side and that young demographic as a result. She can also sing, where Madonna simply cannot and never has been able to in anyway, relying on studio gadgetry to stop listeners ears from completely bleeding.

Since Madonna and her crazy religious cult, which is under criminal investigation, like to interfere in people's lives and harass and terrorize others, here's a bit of industry talk for you. She is not getting along with her daughter, who she drags all over the industry to very grown up and inappropriate events and the girl is complaining she can't wait to turn eighteen and leave her house. Living with "Mommy Dearest" is clearly a nightmare. She is also fighting with Guy Ritchie over how their son is being raised in an effeminate manner. Well, his uncle is gay and she still dates Miami lesbian Ingrid Caseres, so what does he expect...

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Kamis, 22 Desember 2011

91 Members Of Congress Demand The Resignation Of Obama's Attorney General Eric Holder

Eric Holder and Barack Obama

91 members of Congress are demanding the resignation of President Obama's Attorney General, Eric Holder, due to hundreds of people having died from guns and cash he criminally trafficked to drug cartels into Mexico, without the consent of the government. Said guns turned up at a number of crime scenes.

This number is up significantly from the original 50 that have been demanding he leave office. Holder obstinately refuses to leave, which means he is going to be severely pummeled by scandal after scandal to unbearable extremes. Holder's conduct is criminal and inexcusable. Regardless of Holder leaving or staying, it does not matter to the Judiciary Report, but he will be held accountable for the crimes he has been committing, as there is a worse scandal coming his way.

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Piers Morgan Slammed In Phone Hacking Hearings As A Liar That Participated In Crimes

Piers Morgan

Former News Of The World newspaper editor and current CNN talk show host "Piers Morgan" was slammed this week in the phone hacking hearings, taking place in the British Parliament, regarding his involvement and previous employment with Rupert Murdoch's News Corp.

Murdoch's company owned the News Of The World before it was closed in disgrace this past summer, due to the phone hacking scandal. During the phone hacking hearings, Morgan denied having engaged in said misconduct, though witnesses lined up to state otherwise.

Former News International/News Corp employees Piers Morgan, Rebekah Brooks and Andy Coulson (the latter two were arrested this past summer for phone hacking)

What is testifying against Morgan, is an audio interview he did in 2008 bragging about engaging in phone hacking, via private investigators News Corp employs. See Judiciary Report article dated July 28, 2011 Piers Morgan Admits To Phone Hacking In The News Corp Scandal (Audio Confession). No one at the hearing this week seemed to believe him as witnesses have openly rubbished his denials.

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Will Kobe Bryant's 100 Alleged Infidelities Work Against Him In Court During His Divorce

Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa

The Judiciary Report has been hoping basketball player, Kobe Bryant and his wife, Vanessa, will work out their differences and remain together, especially as they have two young daughters that need them. However, in the event she does proceed with the divorce, will her alleged claim that Bryant has slept with over 100 women during the course of their decade long marriage, work against him and his $150,000,000 fortune. If his wife has proof of these infidelities it will work against him.

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Rabu, 21 Desember 2011

Kobe Bryant's Wife Alleges He Cheated On Her With 100 Women

Kobe Bryant, his wife Vanessa and their two daughters

Reports indicate, Vanessa Bryant, the wife of basketball star, Kobe Bryant, is alleging the Los Angeles Laker cheated on her with 100 women - 10 women per year for the 10 years of their marriage, according to a private investigator she hired. It was stated she became upset after a recent affair he conducted became too personal and financially costly.

Vanessa and Kobe Bryant

If this figure is correct, this would explain the sheer number of women that have been publicly linked to him, especially since his wife filed for divorce this month. Bryant, said to be worth $150,000,000 married his wife without a prenuptial agreement. Under California law, she is entitled to half of everything he owns.

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The Kardashian Family Use 'Slave Labor' And 'Child Labor' To Make Their Fashion Line

Kim Kardashian, Courtney Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian and their mom Kris Jenner

Early yesterday morning, the Judiciary Report accused Kim Kardashian of being a thief that stole her debut single "Jam (Turn It Up)" (Kim Kardashian's Mom Made A Music Video When She Was Her Age). Hours later, a terrible story surfaced stating the Kardashians use 'slave labor' and 'child labor' to make their unattractively designed fashionline. Human rights groups have condemned their conduct as unethical.

Kim Kardashian

The Kardashians are greedy and too desperate for their own good. Talk show host Barbara Walters correctly called them untalented and when one looks beyond the glitzy facade, one realizes the Kardashian sisters are dishonest and uncaring, to take other people's labor, property and ideas in the manner they do for fame and fortune. They deserve the backlash and boycott a number of bloggers called for that has damaged their brand.

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A Hunky Soldier Asks Mrs. Obama To The Marine Corp Ball And Guess What She Said...

Yes! But Only On One Condition

Lance Cpl. Aaron Leeks and First Lady Obama

A hunky, handsome soldier named Lance Cpl. Aaron Leeks asked First Lady Michelle Obama to the Marine Corps Ball. He met her recently and was beaming. I'm talking about grinning. Dude is about to get shot by the Secret Service. Run, boo, run! Seriously, Mrs. Obama said she would accompany him, but only if her husband, President Barack Obama approves. Wonder if Obama will be jealous.

Ashton Kutcher Leaves Party With Three Women To Have An Orgy (Video)

He's Going To Sprain His You Know What At This Rate

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According to TMZ, so-called actor Ashton Kutcher, 34, left a party in Berlin, Germany last night with THREE WOMEN! His wife, Demi Moore, 49, the fellow Kabbalah cult member, who announced they would be divorcing due to his cheating, has been moping around Hollywood, crying over Kutcher. Wait until she sees this. She is going to be crying into her Botox.

Demi Moore is embarrassed and crying (Photo Credit: X17Online)

Moore will be super angry when she sees the photos and videos of Kutcher grinning (again) living it up with young chicks he took back to his place for an orgy. Kutcher’s conduct is inappropriate and he really seems to be rubbing his freedom in Moore’s face in a very bad way that is not good for his health (or safety if she catches him).

Sara Leal (center) and her friends

This is a pattern of behavior with Kutcher, who a few months ago, got undress and into a hot tub with three naked women in San Diego, at the Hard Rock Hotel. One of them, Sara Leal, sold her story to the press, leading to the demise of his marriage to Moore. Hollywood men like to engage in threesomes and orgies and it is not healthy.

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Kim Kardashian's Mom Made A Music Video When She Was Her Age (Video)


Kris Jenner, the mom and manager of reality star, Kim Kardashian, made a very low budget music music video in the 1980s, when she was her age, about hanging out with her friends in Los Angeles, California and it could almost be on "America's Funniest Home Videos" filed under "No, Mommy Didn't!"

Kim Kardashian

Much like her publicity loving daughter, the singing on the music video left much to be desired, but credit for doing it without AutoTune. However, unlike her daughter, Jenner's debut song wasn't blatantly stolen (at least I hope Kris Jenner's is original). Either way, I don't believe Jenner's video will be the next "Friday" but there are a couple similarities to Rebecca Black.

The Kardashian Christmas Card

Side Bar: you know Jenner's teen daughters are embarrassed that their mom put that video on YouTube. That's like a teenager's worst nightmare - mommy singing on YouTube. Show of hands, how many of you would want your mommy singing on YouTube. Yea, that's what I thought...

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Sony's PlayStation Vita Is Flopping And Trailing Nintendo Sales With Poor Numbers

Sony PSVita is not living La Vida Loca like Sony artist Ricky Martin

More bad news for Sony. Their new PSVita is not doing well and was loaded with so many software bugs they had to publicly apologize to consumers, capping off a horrible year for the company. Sales of the unit in Japan are lackluster, trailing behind rival Nintendo, who sold almost 100,000 more units in the same space of time, upon their new gaming system's release.

Sony's Howard Stringer

Sony has been bleeding money this year, due to massive revenue declines in the mobile phone and entertainment sectors, extensive hacks and their factory in England being burned to the ground. What will 2012 hold for Sony...they shouldn't hold their breath. I see trouble coming. To think, this was a company that wanted to buy Apple and keeps ripping off its every move (instead of the iPad, watch Sony launch the sPad). You know Howard Stringer was stalking Steve Jobs. Rupert Murdoch was spying on him too.

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Selasa, 20 Desember 2011

Mariah Yeater Is Still Insisting Justin Bieber Is The Dad Of Her Child With No Proof While He Goes To The Hospital...

...But Not For What You Think

Justin Bieber pictured with some dirt on his lip...oh wait, that's his mustache. My bad!

20-year-old Mariah Yeater is still insisting teen singer, Justin Bieber, 17, is the dad of her 5-month-old son. The DNA tests have not come back yet to determine paternity, but she is still making these claims to anyone that will listen. She is also demanding a new paternity test, claiming the first one was inadequate.

Mariah Yeater's mug shot

Despite the fact Yeater's ex-boyfriend, Robbie Powell, who is currently incarcerated, stated publicly that she lied about Bieber for $50,000, she has brushed his points aside stating, "Yes, I know him. He is not the father, and he’s locked up and out of the picture.” Powell, however, thinks he is the baby's father.

Justin Bieber visiting the hospital (Photo Credit: Blanco/X17Online)

Yeater, who also has a criminal record, accused two other men she knows of impregnating her, before finally homing in on Bieber, who says he has never met her and maintains she is lying. In the meantime, the singer was spotted at the hospital, as the mother of his girlfriend, Selena Gomez, suffered a miscarriage last week.

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Kim Kardashian Says Reality Shows To Go On For Years

What Has The World Done To Deserve This

The Kardashian Christmas Card...looks nothing like Christmas! And why is Kourtney's butt bigger than her baby all of a sudden. Uh, check out milk dud in the back posing like he is in GQ (milk dud = bald black guy).

Attention seeker Kim Kardashian stated this week that her reality shows featuring members of her family could go on for years. Not if I have anything to do with it. To continue to inflict these terrible reality shows on the nation and the world is cruel and unusual punishment, forbidden by the Constitution and as such should be branded a form of torture.

Kim Kardashian looking not so amused after the public turned on her for dumping her husband after 72-days of marriage. For those of you that do not know the expression a person gets when a sinister plan blows up in their face, Kim is sporting that look right now.

I have a better idea. Here's my idea for a new reality show: gather all the stars from irritating reality shows and drop them in a pit of alligators or tank of sharks and whoever survives...gets electrocuted. You have to cover all your bases. Too violent? Okay, in stead of a pit of alligators, how about a cauldron of crocodiles (after the first bite the animals would die of silicone poisoning).